but seriously, it would be so nice to spend all of my time with someone who actually shared most - or even some - of my interests. instead of jake who hates my short haircut even though i love it, and never notices what color my nails are painted, and likes to window shop at best buy, and watches Tim & Eric's Awesome Show and owns rifles.
several years back i mused to my very good (and gay) friend jeremy, wow, it must be convenient to be gay.
i mean, think about it:
honey, this evening, let's go get pedicures. and then let's stop by Sephora because i want to get a new scrubbing face wash. and then we can go see a chick flick and pour reese's pieces into our popcorn and drown it in extra butter because i have pms and i know you understand my need for extra butter. and tomorrow i'm going to go get a haircut and go even shorter this time because i know you won't judge me for cutting off my very long, very high maintenance, very hot and itchy long locks that i had when we met that were perpetually up in chopsticks because i couldn't stand it.
but i guess that's what friends are for, right?
i need more girl time.
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We need lunch...and a playdate. TB has been sick this week, so I have been wrapped up in that. Hmm... maybe next week?
I completely agree with you. It's the little things like knowing how to clean or seeing moldy cheese in the fridge AND throwing it away that women do and men don't.
But then, there are conservative gun carrying lesbians out there who would (or could) be worst than a man.
shiver.
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