Tuesday, June 10, 2008

ravenous

food is my new best friend.  all that bragging i did during the first two trimesters about my weight gain being right on track?  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.  hell-oooooooo third trimester!  i will welcome you with brownies, hot tamales, queso, cheeseburgers, brussels sprouts drenched in butter and long john silver's with extra vinegar.  J and Princess are in refined-sugar heaven because i'm bringing home all the junk from the grocery store that i usually shun.  who needs organic stoned blue-corn tortillas with local salsa and free range chicken when you can have LITTLE DEBBIES FOR DINNER!  IT'S SO BRILLIANT!

my doctor is not going to be happy.

but i must say, adding the chili and cheese to the french fries i had for dinner might have been the best idea i had all day.

now if J will just hurry up and get home from sonic with those stuffed jalapenos before i have to get Princess out of the bath...

1 comment:

god.vishnu.whatever. said...

wow. i've been replaced by little debbies and queso. well, at least you made intelligent choices.... :)